A tired father takes only a few sentences to tell a number of classic tales in order to get the persistent listener to fall asleep.

"An Anne Schwartz book."

Once upon a time -- Chicken Little -- The two little pigs -- Small girl, red hood -- Goldilocks and the bears -- Princess Pea -- The little red hen -- But in that peaceful little house -- David and Goliath -- Sleeping Beauty -- Jack -- Hickory dickory dock -- John Jacob -- The old lady's shoe -- Hey diddle diddle -- Riddle one -- Riddle two --And they all lived --