Making space -- Dirt -- Tofu of the West -- Sadism in the garden -- Sugar grows on trees -- Circus hens -- Mud -- The mysterious underground -- Magical fruit -- Weeds -- When good bugs go bad -- Pole dancing -- Water -- What weighs more a pound of mushrooms or a pound of diamonds -- Slow elk -- Mummification -- The history of food preservation as it intersects with the history of me -- You can eat that? -- A farmer critiques the Quarter Acre Farm -- Free stuff -- Victory.