A collection of humorous stories featuring a teenaged mummy, a homicidal turkey, and the world's largest pool of chocolate milk.

"1"--Spine.

Best of friends / by Mac Barnett -- Will / by Adam Rex -- Artemis begins / by Eoin Colfer -- Kid appeal / by David Lubar -- Your question for author here / by Kate DiCamillo & Jon Scieszka -- A fistful of feathers / by David Yoo -- Unaccompanied minors / by Jeff Kinney -- 'What? You think you got it rough?' / by Christopher Paul Curtis -- My parents give my bedroom to a biker / by Paul Feig -- The bloody souvenir / by Jack Gantos.